Top definition. Lubricant used in fisting. The bouncer at Joey's Bar where gays hung out always knew what Louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him. Crisco is a lard substitute that can be found in a large can, and it is also a term used to describe a woman with a large booty. Although not immediately apparent, they can both be described as " fat in the can". You: " How you doin' , Crisco?
The packaging is well urm… food packaging and includes ingredients and even a Shortcake recipe! MEO has added a sticker to the top of the carton stating that Crisco is not condom compatible. Once the plastic lid has been removed the carton is sealed with a foil lid that can be pulled back and removed. The carton can be sealed again by placing the plastic lid back on the top. As Crisco is classed as a food and edible there is a best before date on the bottom of the carton.
Bad day. As well-paid upper-level manager of a huge accounting firm, he had to depend on a lot of different people to get a job done; the office was a finely-tuned machine. But this new guy was driving him up the wall. He would be fired on Monday, but until then Jim just has to bear the embarrassment of missing another deadline and losing a big account.
I think I may have heard that vaseline is not great as an anal lubricant. The reason for my curiosity is my wife was fingering my butthole this morning and then stood up and left for a minute leaving me feeling quite exposed ass up naked. As she began to go deeper I realized this mas not our usual baby oil. It felt really nice and slippery I liked iit quite a bit.